On the fires at Griffith Park:
"It's like watching a bonfire, except that you feel sorry for all the animals."
In other news, I sneeze after eating dark chocolate (but only if I haven't already been eating it). Emily sneezes if she touches a certain spot on her forehead. The human body is a strange thing.
Speaking of Omniscience...
Jane Magazine, for those interested, has a highly accurate horoscope. The proof? For April, it urged me to go to a function I would not normally go to around the 9th, as it would lead to a "torrid" affair-- and, magically, I met a new boy! It was also correct for Pieces to avoid a man in a "mock neck sweater" on a specific day, and a few other details.
So for this month?
I'll be sure to take a short trip around the 24th, and "fight with my sweetheart" on the 31st. Make sure to check yours, or who knows what you may miss out on!
Size Categorization, Librarian-Style
There exists, in the Grand Library Book Depository, a class of books beyond mere "oversized" volumes. These are the "SUPER OVERSIZED." That's right, the library uses "super" as a valid label. It's official.
It may also interest you to know that the largest volume in the entire library is an Atlas of the Cat's Brain. (One could argue that it is, in fact, a box containing a few volumes. But you wouldn't want the distinction of "largest book at all of USC, possibly the world" to be, well, binders of "People's World," would you?)
