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Old Testament God: Vengeance Through the Mail

Yesterday, at Emily and Adriana's, they picked up their mail to find an envelope asking to "bless whoever opens this letter." Naturally, we all took turns pulling the papers out and stuffing them back in.
Inside was a prayer rug-- a large piece of paper with Jesus printed on it, that had been "soaked in prayer." According to instructions, we had to stare at him until his eyes opened, then touch the rug to our knees. After, we were free to fill out the "prayer checklist" included, and if we mailed everything back, well, it would all come true.

I am torn between cynicism, a warm fuzzy feeling that an organization out there would spend their money to send this sort of thing to everyone they possible can, and a vague sense of apprehension that we accidentally ripped the prayer rug and If the chain is broken and it isn't sent to five people in two days then you will have bad luck with love forever trust me it happened to a guy I knew he didn't send it on and the next day his cat died OMG and this girl was hit by a car so srsly guys send it on!!!

posted by Julia @ 1:57 PM